If you can't see this image, it's because you're a weenie.
That, and the fact that you're not using Netscape Navigator, like everyone else on the planet. It's encoded with BoxTop Software's ProJPEG format, which is way cooler than regular-everyday-ordinary JPEG, and beats the pants off GIF's.
So, it's time to upgrade from MacWeb and get a real browser that reads all the cool nifty stuff. If you're using Netcom's Netcruiser, you probably got booted off and aren't reading this anyway. If you're running Lynx, you probably own a Commodore 64 and are reading this on someone else's system. If you're viewing this from AOL, you suck.
If you want to see it in all its spendor, click the picture (or where it's supposed to be) to see the larger (78k) version, along with more idle ranting.
(can't have one without the other)
But, Dave, does this site have anything of interest or value? you may ask. (You may - you have my permission)
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Gee, thanks, Dave. You're my hero!
Of course I am, you mindless freakin' drone.
Check back soon to see what I'm wasting my time with now.
(like you care...)
Back by popular demand (how popular we'll soon see), this is the place where you can put in your 2¢
(like I care what you think)
What're you lookin' at? And how often?
(if I get any more popular, I'll run for class president)
Who the hell are you? (-guestbook)
I know you've got something to say, so say it already!
What kind of freak visits this site anyway? (Present company excepted, of course.)
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This page updated July 29, 1996